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Your Unbelievable

Ruf is on a ban at the moment. No penetration because of my recurrent kidney and bladder problems. It just exacerbates whatever the problem is. My acupuncturist tells me that, in Chinese medicine, candida and thrush are related to problems with too much heat and damp. Needless to say, sexual activity is about as hot and wet as a girl can get so, whilst she didn’t say I shouldn’t do it, the implication was that it might delay my recovery.

So, I have to think back to happier times here in my flat where Ruf is so happy to come and visit me.

After the initial foreplay of Undisclosed Desires, Ruf really sprang into action.

Demanding that I turn over, I needed no encouragement to adopt the position.

On all fours, with my fabulous arse up in the air, I submitted myself to his desires. The new knowledge that he wanted to try out.

To the accompaniment of Aerosmith, he experimented with the various angles of thrust until the optimum was reached and then he pumped enthusiastically and rhythmically to:

And then, flipping me over for the piece de resistance. Legs akimbo, I watched as his hands moved from my hips to his own cock and he used the new technique that squeezes the end, making it even fatter as he pushes it in. Combine that with his ability to use all the pelvic muscles at his disposal to alter the trajectory and thrust even more effectively against my G Spot.

My legs locked around his hips, knees spread as wide as possible to ensure that my pelvis was at it’s flattest. There is something about this position that leaves the spongy area between the vagina and the urethra stretched and pressed to its thinnest. This makes it easier to access the point that will send me over the edge into a world where I can barely tell where each climax begins and ends.

To get the maximum benefit from his angle, Ruf put his arm around my neck and pulled me into him. Supporting my weight as he pumped in time to the next tune. Sometimes, I just don’t know where he finds all that energy. His powers of endurance are incredible.

Honey, you’re unbelievable x

Originally posted 2011-03-04 11:54:43. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

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14 comments to You’re Unbelievable

  • Jo

    Teenage sex, is it? Nice :)

    Best things I know for thrush: Nelson’s homeopathic Candida remedy.Drinking dilute Grapefruit Seed Extract, bleh, but effective.

    No sugar, though I know you’re doing that already. No orange juice. Tea tree oil baths, mix it with milk first. Grapefruit seed extract too. Vitamin B. Probitics.
    Jo recently posted..gimme my day back

  • Joanna Cake, HavingMyCake

    Hey Jo, It only manifests as regular thrush when I take too many antibiotics for the cystitis but I will certainly investigate the dilute grapefruit seed. I quite like grapefruit juice… Probiotics definitely help.

  • Hey! WALES is in my friend,

    and as for all of this candida….. there is help from probiotics and eliminating all sugar from your diet. This just feeds the candida. I’m sure you’ve done all you can, but don’t give up. It takes time. Apple Cider Vinegar is also a good thing to add to your diet to rid your body of the SUGAR that feeds the yeast. xoxoox
    Boxer recently posted..Miss March

  • PROBIOTICS!!!!!!
    Boxer recently posted..Miss March

  • not … ANTI biotics. See the difference? xoxoxo
    Boxer recently posted..Miss March

  • Your use of the music videos really pulled that story together.
    Read it listening to motorhead.
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  • Joanna Cake, HavingMyCake

    Boxer, I have to admit that, normally, Im very good about sugar but I seem to have a lot of boxes of chocolates left over from Xmas and the stress of moving house… I will get some apple cider vinegar, I promise. But what do you do with it? It doesnt sound like an enjoyable thirst quencher ;P

  • Joanna Cake, HavingMyCake

    Inferno, Now try keeping the thrusting going all the way through that Motorhead track ;P

  • Jo

    Oo, sadly, grapefruit juice is different – I love it (though any citric acid seemed to make the thrush worse) – the seed extract is just the essence of bitterness, no actual taste. I think the candida remedy is brilliant too, you can take it for a while and try and balance your system a bit.
    Jo recently posted..gimme my day back

  • Joanna Cake, HavingMyCake

    Jo, I try to take probiotics every day – not the ones in the drinks but the tablets which eradicates the dairy and sugar problem. My caesareans left me with some other physical repercussions so it’s not just a dietary thing sadly but things are improving through acupuncture :)

  • Ladyblue

    I recently suffered a bad bout of cystitis and in desperation went to a friend who I knew had suffered. Practically begged on my hands and knees on what to do and granted I took her advice with a pinch of… sodium…

    Basically, take a teaspoon of bicarbonate of soda and either knock it back or mix with some water and knock it back (it WILL make you gag), drink it down with a bucket load of water, also drink water with 12 drops of milk thistle 2 a day (also unpleasant) and take cranberry tablets.

    Within 2hrs, the immensely unpleasant symptoms were gone. Wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy!

  • Petunia

    I had a bladder infection last week and now I’m taking cranberry tablets every day. I’m taking 2 a day but you are allowed up to even 6 per day. Apparently they help acidify urine, making the bladder no longer a friendly environment to bacteria. I’ve read enough positive feedback to support my taking this approach to prevent a recurrence.

  • Joanna Cake, HavingMyCake

    Ladyblue, I swear by bicarbonate of soda when it all starts to get uncomfortable. Also milk thistle is an excellent remedy. But, more recently, it has been acupuncture which has really begun to get on top of the problem.

  • Joanna Cake, HavingMyCake

    Petunia, Cranberry juice/tablets are a good preventative but sometimes it’s not enough. As Ladyblue said, bicarb and milk thistle are also extremely helpful. Again, they change the balance of the environment to make it harder for any unwelcome microorganisms to survive.

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