Surprise Orgasm

I hadn’t been sleeping well and was tired and out or sorts, so the orgasm took me rather by surprise.

Work was overwhelming, I was in the throes of finalising the financial part of the divorce and I was also moving house. Three things that are pretty much guaranteed to preclude sufficient relaxation to permit a climax.

I had tried meditation, but even the dulcet tones of my favourite meditation app hadn’t calmed the energies coursing through my veins and keeping me in a permanent state of tenterhooks that left me sleepless and drained. Only acupuncture seemed to lessen the pressure but I didn’t have the time or the funds to have a session every day.

As usual, I had awoken early and my mind immediately went into overdrive, whilst my body begged for more shut-eye. I had a breakfast meeting but it was too soon to get ready. Almost instinctively, my arm reached into the drawer beside the bed and closed around the familiar shaft of my Mystic Wand. An old friend who is guaranteed to take me to a nice place.

Wanking? When I really wanted to sleep? Well, I guess it was worth a try since what I craved was relaxation.

Placing the bulbous head between my legs, I pressed it against my clit through the soft material of my pyjamas. Oh stop that, the temperature has dropped and without a warm man in my bed, I have to resort to electric blankets and jim jams to avoid having the heating on all night!

Lying back, I feel the familiar vibrations starting to do their job.

Spreading my knees wider and making adjustments to the angle, I shift it up to the medium intensity and relax into the moment.

I can feel energy coursing through my veins but this is different. Intense, but not adrenalin driven. There is no panic, only calm awareness of the goal in sight, that glorious moment to come if I just allow it happen.

Flicking the button to high, I release myself to its ministrations.

Waiting for the juddering convulsive shakes to start, signalling the imminence of the explosion if I can let go of the tension holding us back.

Closing my eyes, I focus on softening everything.

Exhale and let it all seep away.

Up and over the top, the rewarding warmth floods over me as I become weightless.

Floating, mind and body as one from the release of all those good endorphins.

Not buzzing but glowing with an energy that engulfs me.

I know I could take another but it would involve moving from this blessed place and, even for another nirvana, I don’t want to lose what I have.

A bird in the bush as they say…

So I switch off the vibrator and wallow in the moment, drifting off into that half-life which always follows and then into sleep.

Somehow it’s the ones you don’t expect, the surprise orgasm that is often the most appreciated.