Following on from my post on the Daffadildo, Rectal Foreign Bodies, an academic paper published in 1986 lists an impressive array of items which have had to be removed from people’s nether regions, including:
a frozen pig’s tail, a bottle of impulse spray, a parsnip, a plantain, a dull knife, a cattle horn, a jeweller’s saw, a salami, a plastic spatula, an oil can with potato, two apples, 402 stones, an umbrella, an enema tube, a lemon, a cold cream jar, a collection of spectacles, suitcase key, tobacco pouch and magazine.
Add to this the ‘decanter stopper’ that a nurse once told Ruf about… apparently, the person concerned fell awkwardly and sat on it.
Yeah right!
For more on the subject of rectal foreign bodies, including pictures…
A jeweller’s saw???? I own two of these, and the question that springs immediately to mind is not so much ‘why?’ as ‘how???’.
Decanter stopper in the rectum? Bummer.
FC, the list is just mind boggling – as well as bottom damaging!
MrW!!!
I’m surprised a cork hasn’t been included on the list. People often joke about needing a cork when they can’t stop farting. Each to their own ;-))
Leah, I suspect a cork wouldn’t be considered enough of a challenge in terms of width or satisfaction…