Pussy and Rabbit dot com

The very naughty people at Ann Summers have been at it again with Pussy and Rabbit Dot Com.

Not content with their recent pastiche of a well-known High Street store’s famous green carrier bag through the Squeal Deal, Ann Summers are now running a Pussy and Rabbit promotion for their new Rabbit Touch Shaft Vibrator, the first female vibrator to work with your body to produce the best sensations.

I have written two reviews on the ‘ear-less’ version of this recently – one from a masturbatory perspective and the other checking out its effectiveness as a pelvic toner which encourages us to squeeze our most girly muscles to activate the three types of vibration. There is nothing more guaranteed to get the best work-out results than an exercise device that gives you pleasurable feedback, rather than shouting insults and admonishing you to feel the burn.

But what I hadn’t done was explored it from a ‘couples’ viewpoint. Ruf and I are in a long distance relationship and sometimes we don’t get to see each other for weeks at a time. Without phone sex, we would go mad. So, yesterday morning, I woke up, made myself a cup of tea and then called my lover. We were both really sleepy and snuggly warm, speaking in that only half-awake tone whilst we got ourselves in the mood, preparatory to a spot of mutual masturbation.

Because I’m not very keen on the whole concept of those sharp-eared rabbits and can guarantee an orgasm from external stimulation, I was using my favourite bullet clit stimulator. However, Ruf’s love talk meant that I needed penetration, so I reached into the drawer under the bed and grabbed the first thing my questing fingers grasped. Shaking it free of its box, I depressed the button on the base and held the tip of the Touch against my pussy.

I had enjoyed our previous encounters but this was somehow different. With the additional arousal provided by the two-way verbal stimulation and the vibrations on my clit, the pulses in the shaft seemed to react differently. They were activated by the instinctive and reflexive contractions inside me, with no conscious thought or effort on my part.

Holding the Touch so that the clenches alternated between the constant and pulsing vibrations and experimenting with legs together or akimbo, the climax arrived with a crescendo of body juddering shakes. My gasped moans into Ruf’s ear across the intervening miles coincided with the semen spurting onto his chest.

I’m thinking that maybe I need to introduce my Pussy to the Rabbit version of the Touch, despite my earlier reservations. The additional clitoral stimulation did something to my G Spot that made the internal muscles tighten of their own accord. So if the designers have managed to soften the tips of the ‘ears’ sufficiently, I suspect the package of external and internal vibration might well be the way forward when it comes to getting those kegel muscles working automatically… with the most welcome rewards.

Pussy and Rabbit Dot Com goes live tomorrow – Monday – and, having seen the promotional site, I defy you not to giggle at their graphic antics.