With thanks to Dave at SexToy.com for his Top 20 Masturbation Facts.
There were a few that were particularly disturbing/thought provoking.
Ophidicism was the top type of female masturbation in Ancient Rome. I can honestly say that the one thing I will not be inserting into my doodah is a live snake or eel. Having been on fishing trips and seen an eel on the line, wriggling and twisting back on itself, I seriously doubt that it’s even possible!
72% of men over 80 masturbate… and it’s been happening since prehistoric times, as proved by some of the ancient cave paintings. Well, I can’t ever imagine Ruf giving up one of his favourite pastimes.
Some people have been known to make vibrators out of modified power tools such as drills and sanders. And I thought I was being adventurous with my toothbrush! Definitely not an activity that I would recommend!
The ancient Egyptians believed their god Atum created the universe by masturbating, spewing out semen into the Nile, and Egyptian Pharaohs would recreate this act by ceremonially masturbating into the Nile. Suddenly my own Royal Family’s public displays seem incredibly tame.
Why not go over and check out the rest…
I heard that the very first vibrator was a bear to use.
No joke.
That’s what it was. A bear. You would hop on its back and hang on till… well, you know. But the thing was, you had to keep on hanging on till the animal tired (made it near impossible for the guy to just roll over and cut some ZZZZZs) Women were far better at this particular vibrator as multiple orgasms were … oh, I dunno. Would the word “wonderful” describe it best? Anyway, on occasion, you’de find some cave woman kicking at a sleeping bear, screaming at it to get up and do it AGAIN!
wait…
I posted a picture of the two types of double string thongs.
I’m kind’a in a weird place right now, so, watch out for political rantings.
Not much sense of humor there.
But (pun?) the pictures were cool.
and I’ll even bet you a cup of coffee that a lot of people will be able to relate to the top left picture and general sentiment.
d=^))
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My first lover was called the Bear, Boneman. He certainly rocked my world :)