Twist, Then Pull! The In2U Bliss Bullet

The assistant in my local Ann Summers eyed me suspiciously as I held out the rather distressed white IN2U Bliss bullet in my hand.

Well it’s not surprising really, it looked as if it had been on the receiving end of a lot of wear and tear and who wants to touch a piece of plastic that has been in a stranger’s orifice without protective gloves?

“I’m a reviewer for Head Office and they’ve sent me this but I can’t work out how to open it to activate the batteries,” I explained.

When it became obvious that, despite its deceiving appearance, the item was unused, the lovely Vimbai Chinhoyi at Ann Summers, Bluewater grasped the nettle womanfully and had the thing in two pieces quicker than you can say Twist, Then Pull!

I laughed as I recalled Ruf’s frustrated ineptness as he used brute force and even his teeth to try to prize the thing open using pure rotation – which explains the rather unsavoury bite marks that must have given Vimbai pause for thought as to just what we had been doing with it.

Sadly, there were no batteries inside – they must have fallen out of the box in transit to me and I had long since recycled the packaging. However, when she showed me the contents of one of the in-store models, I knew that there must be at least one toy in my box which I could cannibalise to test out the Bliss Bullet.

Back at Ruf’s a week or so later with batteries in hand, we again had to resort to force to remove the lid as somehow or other it had become wedged in position again because I had put the lid on with the large lug in the small hole. I’m sure there is either a joke or a Freudian slip there…

This small matter sorted, I found myself, once again, flat on my back and legs akimbo in pursuit of the truth about a vibrator. The Bliss Bullet comes with two little attachments – a soft pink ‘finger’ and a nubbled conical blob – which fit onto the end.

With Ruf sat beside me on his laptop, it was very companionable and we ended up giggling conspiratorially when he found himself replying to an urgent business request on my behalf. He so desperately wanted to preface the response ‘Joanna would reply herself but she’s busy masturbating’.

I was suitably stern with him when I explained the error of his ways with the assertion ‘But I’m WORKING! On my other business’

Anyway, back to the Bliss Bullet, which was still in situ and lulling me into a very pleasantly relaxed state. The finger is my favourite, it works nicely both externally on the clit and internally. Ruf helped me test both with additional stimulation by sucking my clit whilst it was inside and fucking me senseless from behind whilst I used the vibrating finger to frig furiously.

There are a whole raft of different rhythms of pulses and vibrations to try and my only complaint would be that, like many of the smaller bullets, after repeated stimulation, they’re just not powerful enough to provide a major climax.

Good for beginners or the initial arousal stages of solo or partner play, when it does have sufficient oomph to induce the required sensations.