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Advent Orgasms

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vibratex mystic wandSo I don’t have an advent calendar this year but it doesn’t mean that I cannot have a nice experience every morning in December and I have been indulging in a daily Advent Orgasm.

But how do you manage that without having to wake up much earlier than usual on a work morning, I hear you ask?

Well, if you know what you’re doing, it can take less than three minutes.

The Vibratex Mystic Wand has always been in my top ten of vibrators and quickly replaced my electric toothbrush as my weapon of choice because it’s a little kinder to the delicate tissue of my clitoris. It’s the one I recommend for those woman who want to get their first female vibrator and are on a budget.

With its bulbous head, it covers the entire area but is flexible enough to fit snugly between the outer labia to stimulate everything inside the vulval cavity.

Some dexterous positioning, a short build up through the three continuous vibrations and bob’s your uncle toute de suite – as I mentioned in this surprise orgasm here.

If you’re looking for Christmas gifts for the lady in your life, then this is definitely one that I would recommend.

"lelo-mia-vibrator"However, it you want something that does the same job but is a little more stylish, then it has to be the Lelo Mia.

A vibrator which is the size of a lipstick but as powerful as any of her larger sisters, the Mia is also rechargeable via a USB so you can just stick it into your laptop or even, as I have done, via the USB port for MP3s and iPhones in your car. Practical but oh so effective – as I wrote in this sensual blog.

Either of these babies is guaranteed to get you off and still be on time for work!

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