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HNT – Rear

I love wandering around Ruf’s flat naked.

I have to be careful that no one is in the garden since it is on the ground floor, but it is such a warm, cosy place that my natural instincts are to be unshod and unclothed.

Perched on the edge of his computer chair, perusing the internet with a square of chocolate in one hand and a mug of tea in the other, he suddenly shouted ‘Stop!’ and proceeded to take the picture.

I have had such a love/hate relationship with my bottom over the last 30 years that to be able to expose it for the past few months has been something of a cathartic experience. That’s not to say that I never received compliments on my pert derriere as a young woman. Several men were extremely effusive in their appreciation of it in tight jeans. But I always thought it stuck out too far and was, therefore, too big for my frame.

Of course it was my first crush who really caused the damage. Having adored him for five years, he started going steady with the proverbial beanpole. Straight up and down with no tits or bum at all. A few months later he made some throw-away comment about me ‘having a huge arse’.

And the damage was done.

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44 comments to HNT – Rear

  • Jason

    HHNT from the rear! ;-)

  • not2shy

    It’s all part of the curves of your back and waist and hips. Looks just perfect to me.

  • Curvaceous Dee

    I can see why Ruf thought it was a great shot – it is. Your arse is gorgeous, as is the rest of you!

    xx Dee

  • Mike

    A very Happy rear HNT ideedy, lovely cute bum you have there, but the picture is oh so too small to fully see it in its wonderful curve details hehe
    HHNT

  • Anonymous

    You are beautiful. Seems saw you before. Did you ever posted your profile to a celebrity and millioniare dating site called 〓〓Wealthy soulmate. c om〓〓? I just saw your profile yesterday on that site.

  • Duke Orsino

    I think it’s fairly clear who the “huge arse” was in that particular tale …

  • having my cake

    Jason/Shy/Dee – Thank you

    Mike – I take them on my phonecam and cut out all the peripheral stuff. For some reason, there is a loss of size when transferring from that host to my blog.

    Anon – Not me Im afraid. But I’ll let you leave the ad up, you sweet talker you x

    Your Grace – Ever the gallant knight x

  • Mike

    Oh thats such a shame, but its still a lovely picture and a lovely cute bum ;)

  • Ms. Lily

    Great arse! Some men are just idiots and don’t realize the effect their little comments have.
    HHNT!
    Lily

  • Magnus

    Mmmmm… gorgeous is what it is!

    *shrug* Some people prefer beanpoles. Their loss = our gain.

  • fairyflutters

    I don’t get the beanpole attraction at all. Very nice bum you have there. Have no shame! ;)

  • unbridledesires

    Tat first crush needs to be found and shot for such a comment.

  • Mariposa

    You are so so sexy!

    HHNT!

    Mariposa’s HNT

  • Lilly

    I’m afraid that jerk didn’t know his elbow from his arsehole ;)

    Curves are where its at. What man would want to date a women who resembles a little boy? You look beautiful!

  • The Troll

    Very nice pic. Classic look.

  • Span King

    Very nice. Thanks for sharing.

  • Baby

    Such a great feminine shape :) As well as wonderful photo! HHNT!!!!!

  • Osbasso

    Wow! There’s absolutely NOTHING wrong with that pose! You are so cute!

  • Paul B

    You have a beautiful derrière! Don’t let anyone tell you differently…HHNT!

  • Fat Controller

    You are just so beautiful, and that pose shows your gorgeous curves to their full advantage. Ruf is a lucky guy. Isn’t it liberating to be able to walk around the place stark naked?

  • Wow, that was awkward

    The only big ass I see in this story is your first crush.

  • bsoholic

    It is a great shot of quite a lovely rear! First crush guy was not so bright IMO.

    Happy HNT :)

  • blue

    a pox on that man…your ass is in great shape. tho i understand about pics…I hate them– so HHNT is good therapy even if I haven’t done but one truly provocative one…hmmm…perhaps I hsould take your lead and do something racier next week.grin.

  • Vixen

    Wow….those curves are just delicious.

    happyHNT

  • Helga Hansen

    Now that could not possibly be called a bum shot… although it is a rather delicious derriere!!

    Can totally sympathise with the throw-away comment… Husband did exactly the same, and I have never felt comfortable about it since!

  • Southern Sage

    I think there is a way to adjust the size if you want without much doings.

    Love the pic, a very sexy view of you!

    excellent

  • Easily Aroused

    If you’ll excuse the pun, what an arse your ex was.

    Yours, by the way, is sublime…

    ~EA

  • Gorilla Bananas

    Your arse is a little too small for my liking. All the same, I’d be worried that Ruf loves your bottom more than you.

  • Trixie

    FANTASTIC photo! I thought it was a painting till you said it was you! You’ve got a GREAT bum!

  • Polar

    I have to Concur with the DUKE and others…
    on a scale of 1-5, I’ll give you a 92!!!!
    Absolutely Spectacular

  • justme

    Is a beautiful bottom sweetie……and so nice that you are feeling confident enough to show it off!
    xx

  • Lapis Ruber

    At least you have found someone who appreciates real feminine beauty. Like everybody else I would love to have seen a bigger picture. Happy HNT.

  • d2b

    You got a perfect ass, if you ask me! Bad that the picture is so small, even when clicking it!

    Happy HNT ;)

  • Ro

    It’s amazing how powerful words can be. Throwaway comments, immediately forgotten by the person who makes them, can have a devastating effect.

    So let me join everyone else in assuring you: there is nothing at all wrong with that view – au contraire! I can totally understand why yer man just had to take that shot.

    And have a very happy what’s-left-of-HNT :)

  • Ms. Inconspicuous

    What an ignorant boy, that was. Your arse is downright lovely. I’m liking the “caught in the act” pose too. :)

  • Globus

    looks fine to globus. all this and a positive posterior too, impressive. ass posts will always hook in an audience.

  • having my cake

    Thank you to everyone who commented x

    Im feeling quite elated by all the positivity.

    I shall endeavour to enlarge the image for your future enjoyment.

  • Nicey

    Bring it on babes, nice to see a curvy girl ;)

  • Can Bass 1

    Have you ever worn a cassock?

  • Jackie Adshead

    Take it from me – you’ve got a lovely arse, and I think this is a gorgeous photo – very sexy!

  • Mr. Nighttime

    My god, that is a magnificent behind you have. Rubens would have made you his muse….

  • marianne

    Absolutely gorgeous… your arse and everything else.

  • Tom Allen

    Dang! How did I miss this the other day?

    It’s very round and smooth ;-)

  • Cormac Mac Art

    From what I can see, all of you is gorgeous!

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